Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

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What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

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How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

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What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?

Rabbits habits.

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What's a rabbits' favorite movie?

Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.

What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What are you doing there, rabbit?

Rabbit replies "This is a westinghouse, isn't it "

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

Curly hare.

When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

Why do rabbits make good mathematicians?

Because they're constantly multiplying!

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?

For hare care.

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?

A hip hopper.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?

Wheelburrows!

How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

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