Router Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

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What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

Connection Jokes More Connection Jokes

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.