Router Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

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Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

Connection Jokes More Connection Jokes

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing