It had connections.
It hurts when IP.
Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.
Router Limits!
Mars Bars
He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
A Hipaacrite
He had served his sentence.
He lost his patients...
You need to take your vitamin Ayy.
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.
ICU
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.