Router Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

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None of your f**king business.

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Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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So it would push back.

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Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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An astronaut.

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He had a lot of aspirations.

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

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What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars