Router Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where can you find baby dwarfs?

At a dwarfanage

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

Connection Jokes More Connection Jokes

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table