South Koreans Jokes

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

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What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

Xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

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Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

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What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain.

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

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What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul