South Koreans Jokes

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Global Warming Jokes More Global Warming Jokes

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

North Koreans Jokes More North Koreans Jokes

Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.

Why don't North Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

South Koreans Jokes

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

I Love Pizza & You

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

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