South Koreans Jokes

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

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What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

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Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Seoul Jokes More Seoul Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why is Kim Jung Un so upset?

Because he has no Seoul

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Early Morning Jokes More Early Morning Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some Seoul searching.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...