Triggernometry.
Triggernometry
Which craft
Ence
She wanted to be the center of attention.
A boyfriend.
He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.
To get the Yolk Rite.
Lorrypops.
All of them
Social justice.
Because they're not PC
Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!
Mothmatics
Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.
The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.
A cow-culator! (Cue groans)
I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.