They're both tree fellers.
Naughty by Nature
To boost his link karma!
Kelp!
Luters
The lumberjack has a job.
He saw a tree.
He had been illumi-naughty
Because it's made up of galaxies.
They both abhor a vacuum.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
Paddy Hor D'oeuvre
Jihad me at hello.
Aloha Akbar!
A tree feller.