Unique Jokes

How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

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How do you catch a unique animal?

Unique up on him.

How do you catch a unique cat?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a unique horse?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

How do you catch a rare rabbit?

Unique up on it

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Project Jokes More Project Jokes

How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

Tame Bird Jokes More Tame Bird Jokes

How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way unique up on it.

How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way you caught the unique bird.

Unicorn Jokes More Unicorn Jokes

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low