Unique Jokes

How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

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How do you catch a unique animal?

Unique up on him.

How do you catch a unique cat?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a unique horse?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

How do you catch a rare rabbit?

Unique up on it

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A tortilla ship!

Tame Bird Jokes More Tame Bird Jokes

How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way you caught the unique bird.

How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way unique up on it.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

Mu Jokes More Mu Jokes

Why is Amumu always sad?

It's because he isn't unique. There's always amumu here and amumu there, here a mu, there a mu, everywhere amumu.

What does the average cat say?

Amumu Jokes More Amumu Jokes

Why is Amumu always sad?

It's because he isn't unique. There's always amumu here and amumu there, here a mu, there a mu, everywhere amumu.

What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.