Unique Jokes

How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

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How do you catch a unique animal?

Unique up on him.

How do you catch a unique cat?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a unique horse?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

How do you catch a rare rabbit?

Unique up on it

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

Amumu Jokes More Amumu Jokes

Why is Amumu always sad?

It's because he isn't unique. There's always amumu here and amumu there, here a mu, there a mu, everywhere amumu.

What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Project Jokes More Project Jokes

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

Unicorn Jokes More Unicorn Jokes

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.