Unique Jokes

How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

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How do you catch a unique animal?

Unique up on him.

How do you catch a unique cat?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a unique horse?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

How do you catch a rare rabbit?

Unique up on it

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

Where is popcorn

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up?

The dinocologist

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Snowflake Jokes More Snowflake Jokes

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Project Jokes More Project Jokes

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What did the counselor say to the hologram?

You're projecting." (From Star Trek Voyager)