Unique Jokes

How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

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How do you catch a unique animal?

Unique up on him.

How do you catch a unique cat?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a unique horse?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

How do you catch a rare rabbit?

Unique up on it

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Project Jokes More Project Jokes

What did the counselor say to the hologram?

You're projecting." (From Star Trek Voyager)

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Snowflake Jokes More Snowflake Jokes

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Unique Rabbit Jokes More Unique Rabbit Jokes

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...