Unique Jokes

How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

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How do you catch a unique animal?

Unique up on him.

How do you catch a unique cat?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a unique horse?

Unique up on it.

How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

How do you catch a rare rabbit?

Unique up on it

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What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Unique Bird Jokes More Unique Bird Jokes

How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way you caught the unique bird.

How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way unique up on it.

Project Jokes More Project Jokes

How do you project confidence?

Multiply by the cosine of the angle.

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Unicorn Jokes More Unicorn Jokes

What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.