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What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

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What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage?

World of Wardraft.

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan?

Make America 8 again

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

United States America Jokes More United States America Jokes

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

100000 Jokes More 100000 Jokes

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

Blizzard Jokes More Blizzard Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains