Warcraft Jokes

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

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What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage?

World of Wardraft.

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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

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Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

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What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.