Wheel Chair Jokes

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What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.

What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel-chair?

Roll-AIDS*

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A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

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Christopher Sitten

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When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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She wanted to rock and roll

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Hot Wheel Jokes More Hot Wheel Jokes

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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Hot wheels.

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How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel-chair?

Roll-AIDS*

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.