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Wheel Chair Jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?

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We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.

What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

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Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

Rock Chair Jokes More Rock Chair Jokes

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Hot Wheel Jokes More Hot Wheel Jokes

What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn't see that well

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.