Wheel Chair Jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?

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What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.

What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Magic Johnson Jokes More Magic Johnson Jokes

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

Rock Chair Jokes More Rock Chair Jokes

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

Hot Wheel Jokes More Hot Wheel Jokes

What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.