Wheel Chair Jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?

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What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.

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What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

Hot Wheel Jokes More Hot Wheel Jokes

What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Who won the race?

Society.

Magic Johnson Jokes More Magic Johnson Jokes

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Rock Chair Jokes More Rock Chair Jokes

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff