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Wheel Chair Jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?

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What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.

What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

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How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What does an Arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish bin!

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

Rock Chair Jokes More Rock Chair Jokes

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

Which three American Generals won the most during the cold war?

General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.