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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

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Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

Where have you been?

He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face