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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

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Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Acne Jokes More Acne Jokes

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face