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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.