How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What jumps up and down in front of a car?

Froglights!

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Diving Board Jokes More Diving Board Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.