How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato