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How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

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What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!