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How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

Whats so good about German cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank