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How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.