How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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What starts with r and ends with d?

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What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

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Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

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Mauly.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling