What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!