What did Jessie say to Buzz after the condom broke?

There's a mistake in my womb.

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

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How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

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In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege