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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick.)

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope

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What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers