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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

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Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

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How do you make pickle bread?

You need dill dough.

What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers