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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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Most people miss the twin towers.

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They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

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J-lo Cloths

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Ryes over rum.

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Womb-mates

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.