What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!