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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!