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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

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What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.