What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry?

Answer in comments.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.