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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

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Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me...What else

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

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What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble?

A dollar.

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

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What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.