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What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A.

What do you call a sophisticated American?

Canadian

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

Nice People Jokes More Nice People Jokes

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.