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What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies?

Jalapenetration.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

The tyranno-sorest rex

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.