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What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Because they were veloco*raptured*.

Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

The Steganosaurus! And do you know why...because it was encryptid!

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.