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What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?

They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding