What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

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What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

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What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!