What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

Sht Jokes More Sht Jokes

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.