What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What do you call a stolen tamole?

A hot tamole

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Basketball Player Jokes More Basketball Player Jokes

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.