What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

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What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What is the tastiest car ever?

The BMW I8.