What's the difference between the Canadian-American border and a performance enhancing drug?

Niagara Falls, Viagra rises.

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What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

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Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What do you call a rising poll?

Upvote

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What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.