What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

What's scary about a white man in prison?

You know he did it

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Isis Member Jokes More Isis Member Jokes

What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution.

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak..