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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

3 years

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

Isis Member Jokes More Isis Member Jokes

What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution.

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.