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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

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What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

Photo bombing