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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What do you call a turlte that flies?

A shellocopter. damn homies

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What will they name their child?

Donald Dump

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Isis Member Jokes More Isis Member Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution.