Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

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What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.