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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a Mars bar?

About 500 calories.

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

What is every blonde's ambition?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.