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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

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Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!