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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*