When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '