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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

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Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.