When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

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