Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside!

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What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

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Who was left?

Deleted

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside!

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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside!

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.