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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability?

Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

Greg Jokes More Greg Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.