Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

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What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them

What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.