Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.
There's something between us that smells..
A raise in *celery*.
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
Brush Limbaugh
Put sheet music in front of him
He wanted to work overtime.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.