Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
He's an orphan.
New gloves for the cold days
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
Because he couldn't commit.
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)