Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur?

Because he used a honey comb.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

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Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call a police officer that shoots black people?

A police officer in America.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does?

Oranges.

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What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday