Why don't chickens wear pants?

Because their pecker is on their face.. Thank you, good night!

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Why the chicken cross the road.... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the New York times

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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How the hell did you get a body like that?

He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

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Because it came out of the pen.

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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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Because the snowblower was coming.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.