Baked Potato Jokes

What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

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What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed?

Baked potato.

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Flame retardant

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Joint Family.

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick.

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

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