Baked Potato Jokes

What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed?

Baked potato.

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

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What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed?

High definition

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

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What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

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What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

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What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie

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What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

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What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome