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Baked Potato Jokes

What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?

A Baked Potato

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What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed?

Baked potato.

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What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea.

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

Bake Potato Jokes More Bake Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

What do you call a chubby girl that's high?

A baked potato.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.