Baked Potato Jokes

What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed?

Baked potato.

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Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Colorado Jokes More Colorado Jokes

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

Idaho Jokes More Idaho Jokes

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined