The current US presidential election
Reddit.
My life. My entire goddamned life.
The PUNter
Because he is lying.
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
She grew out of her b-shells.
She grew out of her B - shells!
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
You're too young to be smoking!
About four.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
A Bipolar Bear
Islam.
Baby universe was born.
Ten ants!
Impartant
