The current US presidential election
Reddit.
My life. My entire goddamned life.
The PUNter
She heard he was in a few good men.
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
The Big Foreplay.
I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams
A swallow.
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Repost
Reposts are allowed.
Khakaws!
Algae-bra.
He only wears Rolex around his waist.
They're the ones with the little red hats.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
Mine's Womens Rights.
Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.
Because a and b shells are too small.
