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What is the biggest joke in the world as of now?

The current US presidential election

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What is the biggest joke?

Reddit.

What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

6 Year Old Jokes More 6 Year Old Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Big Bang Jokes More Big Bang Jokes

Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

Favorite Joke Jokes More Favorite Joke Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich