Christian Terrorist Jokes

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord?

G-sus

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key