2+ Funny Christian Terrorist Jokes

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells.......???? Because their don't work

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

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