Hunger Strike Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Concentration Camp Jokes More Concentration Camp Jokes

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

Hunger Jokes More Hunger Jokes

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

What do you call a French organized crime detective?

J'accuza

How do you organize wet books?

With the mildewy decimal system!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.