When hunger strikes.
Drive me to the grocery store.
British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"
Empty.
Take away its USB cable.
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Concentration camps.
Dachau
He was conducting.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
With a knife!
They were too Cutler-y.
Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.
