Hunger Strike Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?

Ethiopian.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

He was striking a happy medium.

Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

Hunger Jokes More Hunger Jokes

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Concentration Camp Jokes More Concentration Camp Jokes

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

Where do kids with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.