Lesbian Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs?

Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg

What do you call a lesbian platypus?

A lickalotapus

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails?

Single*.

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

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What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

Bullfrog Jokes More Bullfrog Jokes

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

Lesbian Vampire Jokes More Lesbian Vampire Jokes

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost

Hot Pocket Jokes More Hot Pocket Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*