Santa stops at three hoes.
Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.
Diet coke has better advertising.
Santa will be able to enter the United States next year!
Because it's on the house.
Cause I turn on the hoes
You stop feeding it.
Cross traffic doesn't stop.
With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.
His mom is Thai and his dad is.......
Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
They both know when you are sleeping.