New Zealanders Jokes

Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions?

Because they're kiwis.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

Lamp Post Jokes More Lamp Post Jokes

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures?

The Lamp Post.

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government?

Not Zealand.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn