Because they're kiwis.
So they can see what's coming.
The crystal ball
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
Al-redi-reddi-tt.
Post.
It's groovy!
Because old habits die hard.
Antelope!
Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*
You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
The Tie of the Igor.
SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
Discover.
A test tickle.
Cos I'm quitting today.