New Zealanders Jokes

Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions?

Because they're kiwis.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

New Zealander Jokes More New Zealander Jokes

Crystal Ball Jokes More Crystal Ball Jokes

Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.

Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls.

Kilt Jokes More Kilt Jokes

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What's the longest word in English?

Smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()