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New Zealanders Jokes

Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions?

Because they're kiwis.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

Race Horse Jokes More Race Horse Jokes

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What did the sheep say to the farmers crop?

This is baaaad.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy