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Samsung Phone Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What do you call an exploding monkey?

A BA-BOOM!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

How do you tell them apart?

Don't worry. They'll tell you.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

C4 Jokes More C4 Jokes

How many terrorist jokes are there out there?

You'll have to c-4 yourself.

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.