Samsung Phone Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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10 Second Jokes More 10 Second Jokes

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Who just threw that?

Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How many are you?

We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

They asked.

What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite