Because you C4 of them exploding every day
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
The C4 does something when it's triggered.
By sea-mail.
By ski-mail.
Olive.
Piratechnics!
So they can watch the battle
They don't have windows.
For smoking in bed.
He threw it.
You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.
He has one clean finger.
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
