Samsung Phone Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

Why was the mechanic sad he had to replace a wheel bearing?

It was da-press-in.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

End Jokes More End Jokes

Who's there! Bridget! Bridget who?

Bridget the end of the world!

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!