Because you C4 of them exploding every day
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
C4.
C4
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Because seven, eight, nine.
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
Mooooooooooooove.
The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth
I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
Looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....
One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.
Because it blew up.
