Samsung Phone Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?