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Steve Job Jokes

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What is Steve Job's favorite food?

Nothing because he's dead*

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What can save a dying blonde?

Hair transplants.

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

Chemotherapy Jokes More Chemotherapy Jokes

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

Mac Jokes More Mac Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

How did Steve Jobs die?

From PC

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.