Steve Job Jokes

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

Year Ago Jokes More Year Ago Jokes

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Sam Jokes More Sam Jokes

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him