Steve Job Jokes

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

Chemotherapy Jokes More Chemotherapy Jokes

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What were people doing during the last ice age?

Chillin.

Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Apple Product Jokes More Apple Product Jokes

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next