4+ Funny Vietnam Vet Jokes

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

Deleted

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going.

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

Vietnam Vet Jokes

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