Wookiee Jokes

What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

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Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

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What did the handicapped racecar driver say?

I have no Hans

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

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What was wrong with Han Solo's "Hanburgers"?

They were really Chewie!

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

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Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

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What's the definition of a healthy virgin?

"One who has never been bed-ridden!"

What's the definition of Polystyrene?

A plastic parrot!

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What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers