Wookiee Jokes

What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

You might also enjoy:

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What should you buy if your hair falls out?

A good vacuum cleaner!

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a broken boomerang?

A stick

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

What is Chewbaccas favorite celebrity?

Wookie Goldberg

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

Chewie Jokes More Chewie Jokes

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

What was wrong with Han Solo's "Hanburgers"?

They were really Chewie!

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What do you call a failed resistance?

Ohmless

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.