Wookiee Jokes

What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

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Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

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What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How about that airplane food?

Edit: I'm so sorry.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device