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Wookiee Jokes

What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

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How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

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What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

How about that airplane food?

Edit: I'm so sorry.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

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What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.