Wookiee Jokes

What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been?!

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

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What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

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How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

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Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

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Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.