When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
I don't know, let's reflect on this.
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Neighbor
Skip to the next track
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
Don't fret
So you can tell it apart from urine
You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.
I'm sorry, but it's your fault.
The landlord at The Dog And Duck pub needed a new sign to hang above the door, so he contacted his signwriter. The signwriter arrived a week later with the new sign, hung it above the door, and asked the landlord what he thought. The landlord replied with, "I like it. However, I do feel that there should be bigger spaces between ' ' and ' ', and ' ' and ' '".
They are both santa clauses.
