How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.