When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
Press pray.
Taco Bell for lunch
Ruth-less.
Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share
It makes the front page.
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
Because they always want to be right.
Man.
Parole.
