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How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

27 Jokes More 27 Jokes

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas