How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

Tenish.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?

They both can't even.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

27 Jokes More 27 Jokes

What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman