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How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

27 Jokes More 27 Jokes

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman