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How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Where in the World is Carmen?

San Diego.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

LMao Zedong

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

27 Jokes More 27 Jokes

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

Refer Jokes More Refer Jokes

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas