30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Because they hate french press.
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Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Lieutenant
Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.
None... they just shoot the room for being black.
Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
One's a tragic Mick...
In his prostatoe.
Because 30 is too many!
