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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you do with a green ghoul?

Wait until it ripens.

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!