How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Electrician Jokes More Electrician Jokes

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!