Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
ELI5 (explain me like I am five)
Taco Bell for lunch
Her brother has a moustache.
He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.
Because he was Uber busy.
Oh, it's 7 past Cesar
Because they're hill-areas!
Ten Tickles
By becoming a ventriloquist!
There's a clock on the stove.
Dad jokes
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
