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How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you get if you boil funnybones?

A laughing stock.

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a joke that has been internet obsolete for a while?

The Game.

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.