Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
The one who you have to explain the joke to.
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
It checks the tornado watch.
Just wait. They'll tell you.
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
Failure to pull out in time
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Because he screwed up the delivery...
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
Annette
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
Besides that's what she said and yo mama.
