One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.
A. Pennsylvania
At las!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.
I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.
Because they push back harder.
Moonbeams.
All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.
Change!
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.
3, and the rest are true stories.
He just wasn't into resting.
Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.
Replaced